Chef's Mail

Today Chef got a letter addressed to him from the Research Institute of Mother and Child Care. Curious, I opened it up expecting brochures for various child care places or possibly pediatricians in our area. Instead it was a survey and this is how it read:

Dear Mr. InsaneDaddy

This survey is easy and will only take a few minutes to complete. The questions apply to the youngest infant in your home, regardless of whether you breastfeed or use infant formula.

After I stopped laughing uncontrollably, I was left wondering 

 

A) Whose job is it to check the surveys before they get mailed out

B) Where does a man get that type of "equipment" 

C) How can I convince Chef that he should breastfeed the next one?